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             Welcome. This is a server meant for Holly Lotor, as well as friends and 
             close acquaintences of Holly Lotor, to run websites and web services.

             I don't offer or advertise webhosting to anyone but those who I know and
             trust. If you're in that category and you've been thinking about running
             a website, feel free to reach out to me.  (If you have to run a whois in 
             order to find a way to contact me, you probably aren't eligible.)

             As far as general public hosting goes,  I don't think I'm ready to offer 
             that just yet. Maybe I will one day, but today's not that day.

                                  Probably not tomorrow, either.